Two Dog Jokes
A man walked in a park and wanted to sit down for a while. He found the nearest bench and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. |
"Does your dog bite?" he asked.
"No." was the reply.
A few minutes later the man reached over to stroke the dog and the dog took a huge chunk out of his hand.
Nursing his now injured hand the man first man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The second man replied indignantly. "That's not my dog."
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel, and if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too!"