How Each Breed Of Dog Would Change A Light Bulb

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young.  We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one.  And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide.  Back off!

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go ahead--make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling.  Leave it for the servants.

Lab: Oh, me, ME!  Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb!  Can I?  Can I?  Huh?  Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he's busy.

Chow Chow: I'm with the Malamute.  After I take my nap, that is!

Akita: I'm with the Chow and Malamute!  What's for dinner?

Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it!  I just KNOW I can reach it!  Another twenty jumps and it's mine, ALL mine!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Greyhound: It isn't moving.  Who cares?

Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

-Author Unknown

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