How Each Breed Of Dog Would Change A Light Bulb
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead--make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Lab: Oh, me, ME! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Chow Chow: I'm with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is!
Akita: I'm with the Chow and Malamute! What's for dinner?
Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just
KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps and it's mine, ALL mine!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.